Marry a tiger or dog early, but never a RAT

So I decided to start this junk back up for the time being because of my heavy lurker fanbase. It will give me something to fuck off on while I'm supposed to actually be working on writing projects I commited to months ago.

There is nothing new in my life. I am still boring. I ate Salmon today at Ichiban (which is a restuarant). For those of you who know me, that's very weird because I hate fish, unless it's a monster of the sea like an octopus. Those are cool to eat because they are out to get you, so when you eat an octopus it's kind of like you're Beowulf and the octopus is Grendel and it gives you a great feeling like you've accomplished something only the bravest of the brave are capable of.

It (The Salmon, Octopus tastes gross) actually tasted kind of good. I think they tried to doll it up as some sort of secret japanese salmon dish, but it was really just breaded salmon in hot sauce. Oh, they were giving away free huge plates of the shit as appetizers for some reason. My stomach has been so fucked up recently that I can hardly keep down salad anymore, so I'm sure something that hasn't been in my system since i was like 7 years old will do it well. I'm all like FUCK YOU STOMACH! TAKE IT BITCH! I can't wait until i wake up at 3am tonight from the pain inside my stomach. I will probably die because I'm stubborn and stubborn people always die because they are too stubborn to get up and walk it off. If I never see you again, I miss you. I mean it.