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Late breaking, up to the minute news on my job:

1. The nu metal dude is wearing a T-shirt that says 'IT'S TIME TO GET HARDCORE' on the back. I can't make out what it's for, because the front is only a small left breast design, but I can only assume it's for some shitty liquor product like Vinnie's HARDCORE Maple Syrup or Lou's EXXTREME Balsamic Vinegar, because this dude has a lot of those types of shirts. It's really cool to show off that you manage to make it to every free t shirt and shot give away in the area. I mean, I like drinking and all, but I'm not a tool.
Oh, and he was listening to ska, that sounded slickly produced, but wasn't The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, so I'm just going to say it was Reel Big Fish, because....yeah. There are no one other slickly produced ska bands.

2. The cleaning lady (who is normally accompanied by a cleaning dude) was apparently mopping the floor with poison today because anytime she came by my area with a mop, everything from my chest up either wanted to burn or vomit. I've never seen anyone mop our floor before, especially during peak walking hours around the office, so I'm thinking this was her own idea. Weirdo.