Aspirin Eaters vol. II

 
That last BLOGGING was so lame.

So one day, many years ago (about 6) I was wandering around inside of the Xpect Discount in Milford, CT. Xpect is like a Big Lots or one of those stores where everything is cheap and dirty.
There's this White Trash Betty walking around in a dirty brown leather jacket with her dirty little duaghter, who's name I would later find out to be Dakota (go figure.), and she turns into the make up aisle, which isn't much of a makeup aisle. I mean, it's a discount store. It's really just a few bottles of nail polish and maybe an emory board or two....
So she turns down into the makeup...section... and sits right the fuck down, takes one of her shoes off and starts applying nail polish that she swiped off the shelf to her TOES. Then of course she puts it back.

Later I would hear her say "Come on Dakota", referring to her kid.

the end.
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