stop that

There's this lady that works in the same building as me, on the third floor I believe. She's missing an arm, but has a fake arm where the real one should be. You can't really notice it if she's wearing a long sleeved shirt unless you look at her hand for a while. The hand looks pretty fake. If she's wearing a short sleeved shirt however, you can see all the plastic and shit. Besides the arm thing, she's fairly attractive. Anytime she walks by me, she grills me for some reason, like she overheard me making fun of her arm or something, but I've never done that. I'm not sure why she does it though. Maybe she doesn't like my face.

This entry is not about that lady though, because I can tolerate her missing arm. There's another guy that's completely missing his arm though. He's the one who creeps me out. Like, there's not even a little nub. It's just all gone, and he pins his sleeve like they do in movies when people are pretending they don't have an arm but it's so obviously inside of their shirt. In the Winter though, he'd always wear a jacket so it looked like his hand was always in his pocket, but it wasn't because he didn't have one to put in a pocket!

So this guy works on the Third Floor too. In the same Department as the one armed lady.

The moral to this story is, If you ever get hired at my job, and they tell you you'll be working on the Third Floor in Core 4 and you currently have both of your arms, don't take the job, because there's a good chance you won't be leaving with all of your limbs.